Why have I chosen Fred?
1) If you had to ask yourself that question, then this definitely isn't the website for you.
2) Seriously: have you seen any of Fred's videos?
3) This online encyclopaedia page sums it all up pretty well.
FAQ
Q: Why do you dedicate ALL of your time to this [naughty word - EDIT] campaign?
I don't. In fact, I'm actually quite busy at the moment. It takes one to know one. So I'm guessing that you actually dedicate a large amount of YOUR time to chasing after Fred all across the galaxy (and on YouTube, of course).
Q: Are you gay?
No, I'm afraid not. You'll have to look elsewhere.
Q: Why do you not answer my [naughty word - EDIT] emails you [naughty word - EDIT]?
If you worded any of your emails like that, or failed to read the disclaimer on both this website and my YouTube channel, then that's probably why. It could also be that I'm just too busy. Unlike you, I don't have all day to dedicate to sending hate emails to everyone in the world that I don't agree with (Google 'free speech' if you need more help).
Q: Are you jealous?
Of a fictional character? Hmm... not sure that's possible. But even if it was, no I'm not. If I was, then essentially what I would be doing with this website is saying stuff about myself - and that wouldn't be very smart, would it?
Q: Why do you dedicate ALL of your time to this [naughty word - EDIT] campaign?
I don't. In fact, I'm actually quite busy at the moment. It takes one to know one. So I'm guessing that you actually dedicate a large amount of YOUR time to chasing after Fred all across the galaxy (and on YouTube, of course).
Q: Are you gay?
No, I'm afraid not. You'll have to look elsewhere.
Q: Why do you not answer my [naughty word - EDIT] emails you [naughty word - EDIT]?
If you worded any of your emails like that, or failed to read the disclaimer on both this website and my YouTube channel, then that's probably why. It could also be that I'm just too busy. Unlike you, I don't have all day to dedicate to sending hate emails to everyone in the world that I don't agree with (Google 'free speech' if you need more help).
Q: Are you jealous?
Of a fictional character? Hmm... not sure that's possible. But even if it was, no I'm not. If I was, then essentially what I would be doing with this website is saying stuff about myself - and that wouldn't be very smart, would it?